Gag gifts, priced to embarrass
Pretty dumb shirts. Pretty great gifts.
Tees that say the thing nobody should say out loud. For the people you love, and the people you love to roast.
BEST SELLER
Pick a rack
Every shirt comes with a condition grade. None of them are good for you.
Condition: good
The Good
Wholesome-ish. Safe for grandma, probably.
Shop The Good → Final sale, no returns The BadA little naughty. Wear at your own risk.
Shop The Bad → Sold as-is The UglyClashing on purpose. We know. You'll love it.
Shop The Ugly → Still in the back room GraphicsComing soon. We're still sorting the donation bin.
Get notified →Flying off the hangers
Ready for the UGLY???
Who are we roasting?
Pick a victim. We'll find the shirt.
Still in the back room
Graphics drop soon
Get first dibs before the good ones sell out. One email when it's live, no spam.



